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InstantHitman.com

Files under My Life | Posted by Clint Lenard

Okay, so there’s some strange sites online but this is by far the best strange site I’ve seen in a while. I’m sure there’s probably alot of people that will take offense to this – maybe even someone I virtually killed? Who knows…

Here’s a quote straight from the Website:

At InstantHitman.com, we realize that in today’s fast-paced world, planning the murder of a friend or family member can be a daunting task. That’s okay, because we’re here to help!

At InstantHitman.com, we pride ourselves in our ability to set up and execute a “hired hit” which exceeds your expectations. Whether you’re looking to exact revenge on a cheating spouse or to simply turn down the volume on that noisy neighbor, InstantHitman.com can arrange a contract killing which is both efficient and budget-friendly.

Our easy 1-2-3 order process makes setting up hits virtually pain-free (for you, at least), so why not let our team of experienced contract killers make a bold statement on your behalf!

Now if you’re going to get offended – please just don’t go. It’s 100% Entertainment so I don’t want to get some annoying hate mail telling me why this site is bad, etc. That’s your opinion and my opinion is that you should keep your opinions to yourself, in this case.
K? Thanks!

Check out the link below!

Feeling a little stressed? Kill someone on InstantHitman.com 


2 Responses to “InstantHitman.com”

  1. By Reaper on Nov 12, 2009 | Reply

    Have any of the ppl you targeted died yet?
    Has a hitman collected payment yet?
    HAHAHA

    I hope this site is a ripoff(which it seams to be)
    coz i targeted my boss and i dont wanna go job hunting again

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  2. By Hitman on May 18, 2010 | Reply

    I’m glad you enjoyed it :) I keep this site going because of the great emails I get. Oddly, a good portion of them are from countries outside the U.S. from people thinking the site is serious. They either want to order a hit for real or are begging to be trained as a hitman. I’m thinking of posting these emails on a blog or twitter. It takes all types to make a world eh?

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